I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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