Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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