In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that".
A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not.
You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.
Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.
Old and stale.
Still...
I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter.
I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door.
I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna.
etc. etc.
I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)
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