My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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lobster claw of a clit!!!!!!! the dreaded red snapper pussy!
Why are there always a shitload of Chinese restaurants in black neighborhoods? It's not like you ever see soul food joints in Asian neighborhoods.
So your clitoris is bigger than his dick?
I think those "girls" from American Apparel HAVE penises. Seriously dude, yuck.
I've said this like 3 times this past week! lmao
I totally know that dude
Metaphorical penis FTW.
Haha, I've definitely said something like this.
4 inches pretty is sad. I feel bad for you.
WORD I am more deserving of a dick than my ex-boyfriend... at least I would USE mine.
7:55, never heard of a FOUR INCH MONSTER... hmm. but props for spelling anatomically correctly. ;)
Lameness for the loss
By any chance was he in Human Resourses?
I've said this before. Greatness.
hey there's nothing wrong with a "big man in the boat".... loads more fun !!
FUCK YOU JENNY MY PENIS IS FOUR INCHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ANATOMICALLY THAT IS ALL THE MAN YOU NEED.
I totally just farted!
sounds like my roomates dick size
TEACHER SAYS MY HOLE TASTES LIKE CANDY!!!
My area code is that... and I think I have said this before..?
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