Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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