There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
