No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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