Well douche your snatch and let's go!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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