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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.

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better make sure its a lady

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:33pm

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BAD NEWS: You're dead. sorry bro. i'll take good care of your sister... GOOD NEWS: your soul landed in the Southern Boy's version of Heaven. look out back, bet there's a tree stand...

Submitted by jasboo on Jul 25, 10 at 2:13pm

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Rule 71: should you ever find a female with more than a six pack of beer, HIT THAT SHIT!!!

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm

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- I wish I could favorite this comment win
  
  Submitted by assassin on Jul 29, 10 at 12:11am
  
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you better lock that down. that's a keeper if i ever saw one. and if she keeps her bathroom cabinet stocked with plan B, you might wanna check your pulse. you might be dead

Submitted by dre623 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:25pm

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- nothing says "sexy" like knowing she willfully has lots of unprotected sex with multiple partners, probably has an STD, and loves to bombard her body with unnaturally high levels of hormones rather than use protection
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 25, 10 at 6:25pm
  
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Stay classy Alabama.

Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 26, 10 at 1:01am

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Sounds like heaven

Submitted by karenina on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

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6 people missed the "good night" button... What a shame...\n\nOn a side note, does she have a sister?

Submitted by A__C on Jul 25, 10 at 2:15pm

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This sounds like a MANTRAP!!!

Submitted by SkinnerOne on Jul 26, 10 at 9:35am

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This may be an Alabama girl, but I'm sure us Texas girls can grill better :)

Submitted by kayyrenee on Jul 26, 10 at 3:25am

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potentially a homeless person

Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 27, 10 at 3:40am

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win\nv

Submitted by Pizza_Hut on Aug 9, 10 at 6:09pm

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You go girl!

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:11pm

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only in bama!(:

Submitted by cayy5 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:02pm

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Marry her or I will!

Submitted by bloodyfuck on Jul 26, 10 at 5:15pm

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Chick wit dick?!?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 7:47pm

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Damn straight! I was born and raised in the 334. Girls here, we know the right way to live!

Submitted by sw75553 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:59am

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Crazy Alabama girls

Submitted by hotlanta on Jul 25, 10 at 8:07pm

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Torable is a homo

Submitted by ncboi on Nov 8, 10 at 7:23pm

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Can u say dreamgirl? Yea I'd check the hardware first but that's golden...

Submitted by OHSHITwonder on Jul 25, 10 at 6:59pm

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Fucking EPIC..............we should all be so lucky

Submitted by nycnumone on Aug 18, 10 at 10:06pm

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and why the fuck are you NOT coming back?

Submitted by canonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

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- not coming back home, like hes staying at this girls house forever haha.
  
  Submitted by veronica_16 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:05pm
  
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- oh i thought you are not going back to the girl. my bad
  
  Submitted by canonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06pm
  
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That's Quacktastic!

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 2:31pm

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Pyramus was here.

Submitted by HerecomesPyramus on Jul 26, 10 at 12:21am

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It's a trap!

Submitted by firstyzz on Dec 15, 10 at 1:03am

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She sounds like me :)

Submitted by lacybaby on Jul 25, 10 at 8:48pm

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is it Ke$ha?!?

Submitted by Torable on Aug 9, 10 at 8:46pm

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Thats how we Alabama Girls roll :) my porch has a grill and smoker, a fridge for the beer, and a deep freezer for the steak. i have a tiny fridge for beer too...its in my fishing boat ;)

Submitted by GiveMeAReason on Dec 20, 11 at 2:57pm

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Pretty sure this is an Eprise girl!

Submitted by 4thelove on Jun 13, 12 at 5:23am

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I thought every girl can grill and it's just natural to give your liquor and beer it's own fridge.

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 26, 10 at 1:48am

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Dothan al?

Submitted by bamafan on Jul 30, 10 at 9:50pm

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ftw.

Submitted by getemwhileskinny on Sep 19, 10 at 11:55pm

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Now me and her needs to become my best friend!!! We can take turns at each others house!!!! Haha beer liqours and wines seem to be both my fridges at least I'm not the only one smart enough to keep things stocked :)

Submitted by missjam09 on Jul 1, 11 at 10:27pm

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Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 25, 10 at 2:33pm

Submitted by jasboo on Jul 25, 10 at 2:13pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 2:09pm

Submitted by assassin on Jul 29, 10 at 12:11am

Submitted by dre623 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:25pm

Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 25, 10 at 6:25pm

Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 26, 10 at 1:01am

Submitted by karenina on Jul 25, 10 at 2:04pm

Submitted by A__C on Jul 25, 10 at 2:15pm

Submitted by SkinnerOne on Jul 26, 10 at 9:35am

Submitted by kayyrenee on Jul 26, 10 at 3:25am

Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 27, 10 at 3:40am

Submitted by Pizza_Hut on Aug 9, 10 at 6:09pm

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 25, 10 at 4:11pm

Submitted by cayy5 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:02pm

Submitted by bloodyfuck on Jul 26, 10 at 5:15pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 7:47pm

Submitted by sw75553 on Jul 26, 10 at 2:59am

Submitted by hotlanta on Jul 25, 10 at 8:07pm

Submitted by ncboi on Nov 8, 10 at 7:23pm

Submitted by OHSHITwonder on Jul 25, 10 at 6:59pm

Submitted by nycnumone on Aug 18, 10 at 10:06pm

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Submitted by veronica_16 on Jul 25, 10 at 2:05pm

Submitted by canonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:06pm

Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 25, 10 at 2:31pm

Submitted by HerecomesPyramus on Jul 26, 10 at 12:21am

Submitted by firstyzz on Dec 15, 10 at 1:03am

Submitted by lacybaby on Jul 25, 10 at 8:48pm

Submitted by Torable on Aug 9, 10 at 8:46pm

Submitted by GiveMeAReason on Dec 20, 11 at 2:57pm

Submitted by 4thelove on Jun 13, 12 at 5:23am

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 26, 10 at 1:48am

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Submitted by missjam09 on Jul 1, 11 at 10:27pm

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