I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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