no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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