That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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