My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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