Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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