After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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