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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".

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Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.

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This has to be fake. Maple Leaf fans don't even know the playoffs exist.

Submitted by CaptainHammer on May 20, 10 at 5:05pm

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- So true..\n\nBut it could have been a red leaf. God forbid a girl ruin her body with a blue one.
  
  Submitted by skootles on May 20, 10 at 5:12pm
  
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- the maple leaf is on the flag of canada
  
  Submitted by weave on May 20, 10 at 5:47pm
  
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  - Thank you for pointing that out to some people...
    
    Submitted by Ariquelle on May 21, 10 at 1:13am
    
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  - I know, but that doesn't lend itself to hockey jokes. :)
    
    Submitted by CaptainHammer on May 23, 10 at 3:06pm
    
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I love Canada!!!

Submitted by jbarbas on May 20, 10 at 8:26pm

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Fuck Canada? You wouldn't be txting from ur telephone if a Canadian didn't invent it you dumb shit.

Submitted by lowther on May 21, 10 at 9:41am

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- both the regular telephone and the cell phone were invented by Americans you cunt
  
  Submitted by pochiaru on May 21, 10 at 4:18pm
  
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  - Please google Alexander Graham Bell.
    
    Submitted by TML123 on May 21, 10 at 7:01pm
    
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    SOMEONE JUST GOT WRECKED.
    
    Submitted by CehNehDeh on May 21, 10 at 11:13pm
    
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    He was born in Scotland and did in fact go to Canada, but then he left Canada, immigrated to the US, became a US citizen, and THEN invented the telephone ;)
    
    Submitted by pochiaru on May 23, 10 at 10:17pm
    
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    Ah, no. Canada just used the us patent system.
    
    Submitted by Hartsparky on Jan 31, 11 at 5:04am
    
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I love this country...

Submitted by Ariquelle on May 21, 10 at 1:14am

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The maple leaf is on there flag it might not even have anything to do with the sports teams

Submitted by 94kitty on May 20, 10 at 5:54pm

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Ignorant Americans are so funny! If they only knew how much shittier their lives would be without the brilliant Canadian inventions and minds to better this world.

Submitted by chadilac on May 21, 10 at 1:59pm

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FYI Canadas standard of living is way above the USA so grow up and acknowledge how awesome Canada is.

Submitted by gisawesome on May 21, 10 at 7:46pm

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:) oh Canada.

Submitted by lilsammybammy on May 21, 10 at 12:09am

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I  Canadians

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on May 20, 10 at 10:22pm

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This is why Canada is the ballinest country on the planet... eh?

Submitted by balzac on May 21, 10 at 1:31pm

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Two*

Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:23pm

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Why can't we all just make a giant peace circle... With a unicorn or too...?

Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 11:23pm

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Not always true! I love hokey and appricate a playoff beard and I am female and live in the US.

Submitted by kris88 on May 20, 10 at 11:47pm

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- Well then your a Rare breed. Thanks
  
  Submitted by Gubermatonica on May 21, 10 at 3:03pm
  
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FUCK YES!!! Lol, I feel better about my fellow females now... tfln can be so depressing...

Submitted by cbtango on May 21, 10 at 3:41pm

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Habs r gonna wreck flyers. Just saying

Submitted by snowboat on May 22, 10 at 2:32pm

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Instead of staying in Ontario, you should come to Montreal! It's like a perpetual festival these days, I wish it were always like this.

Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 11:28am

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Burgaflickle

Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 5:03pm

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I'M CANADIAN! (L)

Submitted by Halers94 on Aug 20, 10 at 2:49am

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This is no place to fight about NHL teams. Just know that Canadian girls do it better.

Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Sep 18, 10 at 2:56am

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Got to love hockey. :)

Submitted by bsusan on May 21, 10 at 1:09pm

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If your not american...fuck you!

Submitted by El_Tigre_89 on May 23, 10 at 4:39am

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Lol. Playoff beards can get long in Canada. I've lived here my whole life so I can tell a normal beard from a playoff beard.

Submitted by Rasetsu on May 22, 10 at 11:45pm

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I believe this could be true, hockey is the only thing anyone in Canada is actually good at so they care about it

Submitted by Phys on May 20, 10 at 6:15pm

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- Ahah, nah we're good in bed too.
  
  Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 11:44am
  
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- Man you need to give your head a shake and shut the fuck up.
  
  Submitted by Gubermatonica on May 21, 10 at 3:05pm
  
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Fuck all Canadians.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 7:15pm

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Fuck canada

Submitted by libbybabyy124 on May 20, 10 at 5:17pm

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- Fuck you! (macaroni)
  
  Submitted by dvscarr on May 20, 10 at 6:50pm
  
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- good one man, good intellectual argument there
  
  Submitted by CCF on May 20, 10 at 8:09pm
  
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Submitted by CaptainHammer on May 20, 10 at 5:05pm

Submitted by skootles on May 20, 10 at 5:12pm

Submitted by weave on May 20, 10 at 5:47pm

Submitted by Ariquelle on May 21, 10 at 1:13am

Submitted by CaptainHammer on May 23, 10 at 3:06pm

Submitted by jbarbas on May 20, 10 at 8:26pm

Submitted by lowther on May 21, 10 at 9:41am

Submitted by pochiaru on May 21, 10 at 4:18pm

Submitted by TML123 on May 21, 10 at 7:01pm

Submitted by CehNehDeh on May 21, 10 at 11:13pm

Submitted by pochiaru on May 23, 10 at 10:17pm

Submitted by Hartsparky on Jan 31, 11 at 5:04am

Submitted by Ariquelle on May 21, 10 at 1:14am

Submitted by 94kitty on May 20, 10 at 5:54pm

Submitted by chadilac on May 21, 10 at 1:59pm

Submitted by gisawesome on May 21, 10 at 7:46pm

Submitted by lilsammybammy on May 21, 10 at 12:09am

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on May 20, 10 at 10:22pm

Submitted by balzac on May 21, 10 at 1:31pm

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Submitted by kris88 on May 20, 10 at 11:47pm

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Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 11:28am

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Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Sep 18, 10 at 2:56am

Submitted by bsusan on May 21, 10 at 1:09pm

Submitted by El_Tigre_89 on May 23, 10 at 4:39am

Submitted by Rasetsu on May 22, 10 at 11:45pm

Submitted by Phys on May 20, 10 at 6:15pm

Submitted by gutsout on May 21, 10 at 11:44am

Submitted by Gubermatonica on May 21, 10 at 3:05pm

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