I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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