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  Wish you were here....

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  And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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• ...the reason she refuses to give you head, ass.

  Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 26, 10 at 11:45am

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• What's wrong with a guy wanting to get his knob wetted once in a while?

  Submitted by Puno on Feb 26, 10 at 11:25am

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  • Nothing, but an adult brings this up maturity. A child does this. And children shouldn't get blow jobs.

    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 9:09pm

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• Half an hour after this text was sent, someone's best friend was getting the best blowjob of his life. What a douche.

  Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 20, 10 at 8:18pm

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• Wow, I think we've found a prime candidate for the Toolbox of the Year award!

  Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 27, 10 at 3:38am

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• My response to that text would be to break up with his selfish ass. Prick

  Submitted by randomname on Feb 26, 10 at 11:09am

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• Hahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:55am

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• Lol@ open a dialogue about sexual frustration Inspirational. Gonna fire one like this off to my girlfriend at an appropriate juncture.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:11pm

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• I'm guessing Westland.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:34pm

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• Not very funny

  Submitted by knomye on Feb 26, 10 at 12:22pm

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• I feelz ya!

  Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 27, 10 at 2:22am

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• Jimmy™

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am

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• Stay classy livonia

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:17pm

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• Oral comes standard in a relationship, but (734) probably just voided it. That's not the open a dialogue about an unsatisfying sex life you douche.

  Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 11:17am

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• First Jordan™

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:04am

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• This is wat every guy would say if we said the first thing that popped in our heads and didn't censor every little thing for our sensitive-ass gf's. This man is my hero

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:00pm

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  • And you will die lonely.

    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 9:12pm

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• First line=my girl Second line=me nice one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:35pm

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• They forgot to add the 1 to the second 734. Tard mods.

  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 26, 10 at 2:10pm

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• lmao good comeback although i would be pissed if my Bf said that to me lol

  Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Feb 26, 10 at 12:14pm

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• Ouch.

  Submitted by fairamar on Apr 13, 11 at 2:41pm

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• Lol people need to lighten up! This shit is funny. Have a sense of humor geez.

  Submitted by omgb_ on Mar 31, 12 at 11:22pm

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• That is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:32am

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• In soviet Russia our cocks wish for mouths around them, but it always happens.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:21pm

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• Awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:41am

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• Hola

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:27pm

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• way to just lay it out there

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:14pm

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• Hahaha. Yes!!

  Submitted by MITDown on May 9, 11 at 3:58pm

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• Good ol' Ann Arbor, Michigan.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:02pm

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• hahahahaha excellent

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:11am

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• Hahahahhaahahhaah omg love this

  Submitted by dmacharron on May 10, 10 at 9:53am

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• Not going to lie, I laughed hard but I know I'd be mad as hell if my boy said that to me.

  Submitted by sweetfatalityx on Feb 19, 11 at 7:33am

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• Dump that bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:52pm

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• ahaha classic.

  Submitted by sadasaaa on Feb 26, 10 at 11:25am

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• The OP is an idiot (not the mods) for forgetting to add the 1 to the area code.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:21pm

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• Leave her ass home to cool you up some food. After you leave the strip club head overto her place and f her brains out, make sure to close your eyes and pretend she is someone else. That's the only way I finish with my bitch ass gf.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:12pm

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