you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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