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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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Sounds sorta like The Hangover.

Submitted by omg_its_hayley on Jul 12, 10 at 6:43pm

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Did you lose your tooth trying to bite through her chastity belt?

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27am

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Check the bathroom for a fucking tiger too, and don't forget your buddy on the roof

Submitted by realtree on Jul 12, 10 at 8:59pm

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uhmmm..... ew?

Submitted by shortyy14 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:20pm

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Oooh poor toothfairy...

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 13, 10 at 2:00am

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Hardcore bruh

Submitted by rustyshackleford on Jul 12, 10 at 7:44pm

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Why is EVERYTHING tooth-related now associated with The Hangover? These things can happen irl too.

Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Jul 13, 10 at 12:53am

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ewwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by heyheyalex96 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:07pm

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Why would you even want it back? Ew.

Submitted by tgtchick09 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:24pm

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You're not gonna be getting it back in there now pal... would be a nice souvenir to remember the memory by though.

Submitted by cb43569 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:14pm

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...Hangover...

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 9:59pm

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first

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:50pm

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sure....wait.....what?!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 4:32pm

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"I THOUGHT I felt something funny down there...."

Submitted by stevebauer on Jul 13, 10 at 12:36pm

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They could freeze it and reattach it someday! Lmao

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 4:37am

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Brush?

Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 12, 10 at 9:18pm

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Submitted by omg_its_hayley on Jul 12, 10 at 6:43pm

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 13, 10 at 1:27am

Submitted by realtree on Jul 12, 10 at 8:59pm

Submitted by shortyy14 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:20pm

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 13, 10 at 2:00am

Submitted by rustyshackleford on Jul 12, 10 at 7:44pm

Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Jul 13, 10 at 12:53am

Submitted by heyheyalex96 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:07pm

Submitted by tgtchick09 on Jul 12, 10 at 5:24pm

Submitted by cb43569 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:14pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 9:59pm

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:50pm

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 4:32pm

Submitted by stevebauer on Jul 13, 10 at 12:36pm

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 4:37am

Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 12, 10 at 9:18pm

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