Allah is God, if you think you're branching out to hit 3 religions, you failed!
You should go for Jesus, Mohammad, Moses (those guys are pretty much where the religion wars argue upon), and Buddah; there now you got yourself 4 religions to help you!
pray that you are so you can get on welfare, plus work, use all your money for shopping and doing whatever the hell you want and all of the losers on this site will have to pay for it... HA!
That's freaking awesome!!!! Don't miss any just in case!! That's my motto... Pray to them all and you don't have to worry about being wrong cause you've covered all your bases!
Jesus---> Your going to hell,
Allah---> Your a woman, you are lower than dogs,
Budda----> I have this story about a strawberry
End-----> You are boned*
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