so that wasnt chicken after all
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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