So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Sorry my hands just texted you
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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