whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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