I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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