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  Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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• charm, flatter, attract, sweet kiss, lovely kiss, role play, growth, harden, lick, swallow, pound, bounce, bone rush, curse, eruption, encore, slam, explosion, rest, amnesia, rage, crab hammer.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:11pm

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• "Oh baby, I'm going to Squirtle right in your Jigglypuff..."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:49pm

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• Girl I wanna take a pikachu titties.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:14am

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• Lol that's cute, 9:53

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:20pm

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• I'll peekatchu and blasttoys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:22pm

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• 4.11, you're fucking brilliant.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:42pm

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• Peeping Tom say I pikachu!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:18pm

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• I get turned on just thinking about it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:10pm

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• I want more of a back story on this one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:22pm

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• My fearow will own your meowth so hard, that it's beak will fly out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:27pm

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• "penis! White sticky, salty, blast now!!!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:17pm

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• Stop putting douch signatures. You go to school in Alabama. It can't be that great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:25pm

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• Im buying this shirt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:47am

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• I love all of you so much for posting these, seriously. XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:41pm

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• "just battled this one chic, caught herpachus and quite possibly the ever elusive clapamon."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:04am

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• Girlfriend used Lick! It's super effective! Ash used Explosion! Critical hit! Girlfriend fainted! Ash gained 425 exp. points!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:39am

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• okay 4:54 here it is: Q:Why does nobody take showers in pokemon land? A: because people pikachu and Q:how do you get pikachu on a bus? A: you poke him on (pokemon)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:53pm

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• In Soviet Russia Pikachu fucks you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:34pm

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• I choose you pikachu, to piitb

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:15pm

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• Weedle used string shot! It's super effective! Swalot uses swallow!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:10pm

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• Really!? Has no one used a terrible Pikachu pun yet? *sigh* TFLN I've lost faith in you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:54pm

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• @the nerd guy. Pokemon fucking rock!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:58am

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• i have totally done it and she was pissed.. good time though

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:17pm

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• IN SOVIET RUSSIA PIKACHI JIGGILYPUFF IN YOUR SQUIRTLE or IN SOVIET RUSSIA PIKACHU WILL SQUIRTLE IN YOUR JIGGLYPUFF

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:16am

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• I'd put my slowbro in your sheldor. ;D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:45am

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• crab hammer\n\nbwaaaahahahahahha

  Submitted by thumper22 on May 14, 10 at 5:40am

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• Same guy as above Quote Anonymous said... Girlfriend used Lick! It's super effective! Ash used Explosion! Critical hit! Girlfriend fainted! Ash gained 425 exp. points! January 3, 2010 1:39AM ____________________ LAWLLLLL ROFLMFAOOOO

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:18am

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• Squirtle?!!!! Lawlz!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:42pm

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• So you made her Squirtle?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:03pm

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• myjobisawesome dot net

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:17pm

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• Nickname your Metapod Penis. Penis used Harden!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:09am

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• Spermachu, I choose you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:18pm

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• mmm...ash ketchum...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:58am

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• Jiggle mah pokeballs

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:32pm

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• Lmao, gotta catchem all!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:08pm

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• 1. Favorite Favorite Favorite hell yes! 2. 4:11, you are my hero.

  Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 13, 10 at 6:22am

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• stds... gotta catch em all!

  Submitted by Tylos2 on Feb 26, 11 at 10:45pm

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• Stds are like pokemon.\nGotta catch 'em all!!!

  Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 24, 10 at 8:21pm

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• Thank you 9:53 I knew someone had corny pokemon jokes!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:27pm

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• I don't know who this, but I wish I did.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:18pm

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• these are some personal favorites\n"make my metapod use harden bitch, harden it."\n"give me your onix, feed it to me"

  Submitted by hashtagyolo on Oct 29, 12 at 5:16pm

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