Christians are straight up FREAKS
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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