you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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