How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know]. Enough to break the ice. Hi. My name is....
I worked with a guy who used that on me before he found out I was in a relationship. I thought it was cute.
What's wrong 9:11/9:26? Too cool to have a little fun and post a chessy pick up line? (I doubt that's the case since you're online being a little bitch on a saturday night) Or are you just not clever enough to think one up? They're funny, so quit being such a little bitch and shut the fuck up. Props 8:16, way to make something creative out of nothing.
so I'm still trying to figure out if this is one of those "oh, you WOULD have pina colada saliva," of if this was one of those hypothetical "oh, and you would have pina colada saliva" things.
"Do you have any black in you?....Would you like to?" Yup, someone used that on me once. Was so shocked i stood around long enought to give him my name.
4:20 you gotta open with "Nice shoes.... Wanna fuck?" My fave for cheesiness/ potential to utterly fail is "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
Fuck this text, it's not even funny. Let's ignore it and post funny pick up lines. Funny, stupid, good whatever you got. I'll start.
We're just flesh and bone baby. So let's strip down to the flesh and let's bone.
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