Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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