Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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