yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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