Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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