It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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