btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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