so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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