Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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