Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
"it" just moved
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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