PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i barfeds in our rink
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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