she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
there was a trapeze. enough said
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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