they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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