I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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