I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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