In America we eat man semen.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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