My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I am morally bankrupt
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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