my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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