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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.

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I got aids from dat bitch

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:56am

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In soviet Russia eye problems question you

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:26pm

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NEVER FORGET

Submitted by gnarcotics on Feb 3, 10 at 3:00pm

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Amusing.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:14pm

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NEVER FORGET... to lynch the blacks

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:01pm

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you must not smoke that much weed lol.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:28pm

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I go through eye drops in a month. How did yours last so fucking long? Was it gallon sized?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:23pm

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Dumbasses that text about visine should get jumped by the blacks - Soviet Russian 

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:55pm

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Same small ass bottle of Visine for 4 years? How bad could your eyes be?

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 1:27pm

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Did the iraqi's give it to you as an act of terrorism?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:40pm

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OMG first!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:22pm

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Dumbasses who only talk about Soviet Russia. There's a visine for that

Submitted by killerklaire on Feb 3, 10 at 2:34pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:18pm

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How the fuck can you use the same bottle for 4 years???

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:43am

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Did it expire sept 11 2001? Irony?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:49pm

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This is stupid as shit and doesn't even make sense.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 3, 10 at 2:10pm

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This doesn't even make sense.

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:33pm

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- Some people think that an expiration date means the product goes bad, like milk. They don't realize that when it's on things like medicine it means that its efficacy is no longer guaranteed.
  
  Submitted by jessemoya on Feb 3, 10 at 1:42pm
  
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  - Does Cumm Expire?
    
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 1:49pm
    
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    duh, they die after a few hours in the open air
    
    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 3, 10 at 6:37pm
    
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  - wrong moron. in the optical industry. if the visine is from '01, it IS "bad" and can damage your eyes! the idea regarding efficacy is within a 'reasonable time'. in the case of an opened bottle of visine, it would be a couple of months.
    
    Submitted by NotTelling on Feb 3, 10 at 11:16pm
    
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this doesn't make sense. you have a 9 year old bottle of visine? I bet that shit has a bad ass retro logo

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:37pm

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Racist? I think not. Get. With. It. I will cut you, idiots. You'll wish you'd never been born, pussies. Get it?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:23am

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Worst month in us history

Submitted by thatscheesy17 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:49pm

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Why the fuck are you using the SAME visine for four years?

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:11am

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In islamofascist shithole, I burn out your eyes for looking at another man's wife!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:05pm

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Did u put it on it chode too? That would be something worth ruining

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:42am

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First!

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:20pm

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