Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
