10:44 I think you're projecting a bit there. One facial does not a slut make.
If the guy actually has a disability, she's a bitch. But it's not fair to bring up past sexual relations like that. If she's that much of a bitch, there would have been plenty of insults to go around. Bringing up sexual acts negatively only encourages girls to not experiment or explore, so stop shaming and lets all enjoy sex.
That's a pretty damn good retort.
It's the girl's fault for being a slut. For all we know, the texter has a disability and the slut was making fun of that.
Damn sluts.
5:34 it's a text. Grammar and spelling rules do NOT apply. Plus "came" is not funny.
I'm a girl and I love the way he threw the facial out. That's what she gets for playing the game. And if her bf can't handle the humor, she should go back to facial guy.
My question is how isn't it fair? She allowed it to happen and it is fair game. Maybe if you are ashamed of it you shouldn't have done it in the first place.
How is it known that the facial even ever happened?
Maybe the texter was just bitter about being made fun of and simply came up with it as a low-blow retort?
the boyfriend 'should' have said "Guess what we're doing later baby?" I would in no way be pissed off to find out my gf would take a facial for me. No way!
My read is that the girl is bitter and the 2 obviously had a rough "break up". She tried to flaunt new dude around and basically bag on the old guy, and he threw it right back in her face(pun intended). Don't say shit if you aren't prepared for the backlash.
That's pretty fucking funny. But it doesn't make a girl a slut at all so stop saying she is one just bc of one act she did. Ppl say a girl is a prude if she won't try anything and a whore or slut if she does.
I hope that he boyfriend responded with a "So what?" People have sexual histories I don't see why anyone should care where another person came so long as the partner they are with is disease free and the contact did not take place during their relationship.
To all you guys calling this wonderful addition to the female population a slut, you're definitely an idiot. Clearly you're looking for different qualities in a mate than most seeking good sex are.... I pity your future.
I'm going to have to go with awesome. Sure he could have responded with something a little less harsh but he apparently wanted to win with one shot, and win he did! Well done. And no ladies, taking a facial or two does not make you a slut so keep up the good work.
does the grammar not bother anyone else? he should have said "came on her face" or at least "cummed". past tense.
besides that, it's funny as hell. haha
When are mean bitches going to learn? You don't pick on the guy whose cock has spurted on you! They will gladly tell everyone withing earshot that yes, they be the stuttering idiot you imply...but you still sucked his cock and let him cum on your face.
How do guys expect girls to be willing to take facials if they're going to use it to insult them later? I mean, grow up, be a big boy and pick one or the other.
wow what the hell? she gets called a slut because her ex cummed on her face? really? and if she hadn't let him do that then she would be a stuck up prude or something, when do girls win? fuck you.
11:33 The problem is though that the OP thinks its an insult or worthy of shame. And apparently plenty of other people find it shameful too, given the amount of posts on this thread calling the girl a slut.
And besides, resorting to a sex act for a retort is lazy and lacks wit.
Bringing up sexual acts from the past definitely doesn't mean he "Won" it just makes him pathetic. And just because a girl let's one guy cum on her face, DEFINITELY doesn't mean she's going to let every other sexual male encounter do it.
There is no group of people as illogical as horny adolescent males. Guy wants to cum on girls face, girl lets him. Later guy insults girl with "I've cum on your face". Guy wonders why more girls don't want facials.
I'm not saying the girl in this text isn't a bitch, but jesus christ. Don't use sex to shame people if you happen to like having sex.
I am really not understanding the mass response to this. You're in a relationship with someone and want great sex, don't you? I don't see why whatever either person does that is enjoyed while fucking should be used against them after a break-up. Its like you don't even want the girl you're sleeping with to do anything at all.
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