yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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