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  I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.

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• Someones looking out for you

  Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Sep 12, 10 at 11:43am

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• I wish I was those keys :(

  Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 12, 10 at 2:07pm

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• I hope this isn't a guy in a banana hammock. Playing with safety pins and keys near your balls is like playing with fire near your balls.

  Submitted by mwaha on Sep 12, 10 at 3:35pm

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• Good job!

  Submitted by yeahwellyouknow on Sep 12, 10 at 11:49am

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• If your a guy I applaud you.

  Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 14, 10 at 10:53pm

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• How big does your thong have to be to support a set of keys?

  Submitted by adiaz006 on Sep 12, 10 at 2:16pm

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• What this text doesn't say is that OP is a guy...

  Submitted by gaterhog on Sep 12, 10 at 1:43pm

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• What does "safelty" mean?

  Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 12, 10 at 1:08pm

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• Fuck off Juicy_Cooter. You aren't the original Firsty so stop copying him.

  Submitted by xthedesertsongx on Sep 12, 10 at 12:32pm

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• These pretzels are making me FIRSTY

  Submitted by juicy_cooter on Sep 12, 10 at 11:40am

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